Suits: Suits are required attire for all persons possessing a penis. The following color and fabric combinations have been deemed acceptable: dark blue and wool, navy blue and wool, dark gray and wool, charcoal gray and wool, and dark brown and wool (fall only). Persons attired in suits made of silk, crushed velvet, velour, terrycloth or low-quality merino blends will be denied entry unless bearing contributions.
Dresses: Everyone may wear dresses so long as they are women. Short dresses or mini-skirts are acceptable, providing the wearer is under 28 years of age and possesses legs free of unsightly cellulite dimples and/or varicosities. Women who are heavy-set, elderly, or otherwise aesthetically impaired will be required to rent floor-length floral print housecoats prior to commencing the tour.
T-Shirts: T-shirts are permitted, providing any message emblazoned on them is appropriate for the White House. Acceptable messages include alcohol, tobacco or firearm-related expressions such as “Eat the Worm,” “Chuck Heston is MY President,” “Absolut Spring Break,” “Marlboro Race Team” or “Highway 420.” Unacceptable messages are typically leftist and pinko slogans such as “Save the Whales,” “Solar Power Now,” “Free Mumia,” or “My Parents Went to Texas, And All I Got Was This Lousy Lethal Injection.”
this is the sight: http://www.whitehouse.org/tours/index.asp

I’ve heard the whole deal about how it should be flattering if someone acts like you, but I don’t get that. I don’t want to be a trend setter, I don’t want people to try and be me. I don’t think it’s flattering that she tries to do everything I do and then gets all condescending to me about stupid crap! So, what should I do?

http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=943667&navAction=jump&isProduct=true&search=true&parentid=SEARCH_RESULTS

Does it sound like a good Idea??? I thought so anyway.

(I kinda stole this idea from Jane Fonda in the 80’s movie “9 to 5″)

It read, in part, “Watch out for this Central Florida firecracker. Claire _____, 40, not only earned her stripes as a much-feared defense attorney, representing some of the state’s meanest mob bosses, but also she is known to wear stilettos in in the courtroom with her trademark black business suits with short skirts, giving her a decided advantage with ‘hung’ juries. Oh, mama! The 5-5 buxom brunette is running a slash-and-burn campaign against a 30-year-incumbent, calling him everything from a draft dodger to a pedophile. If she doesn’t win the election, she’d be a natural to play the role of hot dominatrix.”

Somehow my wife found this flattering. The article doesn’t even mention the kids or me. Now she’s acting even more uppity than usual.
Last night, we were at a political fundraiser, and she seemed to shy away from me whenever the photographer came around. I think she didn’t want to be photographed with me.

Frankly, I think she’s living in some alternative universe. I’m pretty in-shape and look great for my age.

Does your spouse think he/she is better looking than you? Does he/she get a big ego when complimented on looks?

My style is kind of edgy vintage, i like high waisted skirts with ripped black tights, and stuff like that. I HATE giant over-the-top jewlry or rediculously bold, bright prints. I tend to wear a lot of grey, black, white, and red, and my favorite decades for clothes are the 1920’s and the early 1960’s.
sorry about the picture, i don’t know how to fix that. like I said, the dress is baby blue, mid-thigh length, and sleevless. Also, it isn’t all that curvy, it pretty much goes straight down.

U.S. Northern Command, which protects North American airspace, told The Washington Times that TU-95 Bear bombers on 18 occasions the past year have skirted a 12-mile air defense identification zone that protects Alaska. The incursions prompted F-15s and F-22 Raptor fighters to scramble from Elmendorf Air Force Base and intercept the warplanes. The last incident happened in May.

The venerable propeller-driven TU-95 came to symbolize the Cold War, as did its counterpart, the U.S. B-52 Stratofortress.

“They have flown close enough to deem it necessary to ID and monitor them,” said Maj. Allen Herritage, a base spokesman. “They come. We ID. We go back to our base. They go back to their base.” Elmendorf is headquarters for the Alaskan region of the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD).

Air defense identification zones are military boundaries designed to guard the U.S. and Canada against attack. To enter the zones legally, pilots must file flight plans with air controllers. Russian bombers do not file flight plans, so U.S. and Canadian jets are required to scramble to identify the planes and warn them away from the area.

“They have not been filing a flight plan and that is the problem,” Maj. Herritage said.

Moscow’s sophisticated show of force has some in the Pentagon paying more attention to the long-term goals of a Russian military, which is being rebuilt with proceeds from the country’s huge oil and gas revenues. NORAD is more sensitive than ever to wayward aircraft, given the Sept. 11 attacks by hijackers and the lack of military coordination at the time to track, and perhaps destroy, the planes.

Adm. Michael G. Mullen, the Joint Chiefs chairman, talked on Monday of “the challenges we have with a resurgent Russia” while addressing Pentagon workers at a town-hall-style meeting.

Gen. Victor E. Renuart Jr., chief of NorthCom, said earlier this month that “I think the Russians are not a near-term military threat,” while noting they had “renewed” military flights over the polar region. This is the route U.S. or Russian bombers would travel to bomb the other’s country.

“I think we do have to make sure, you know, post-9/11 world, that we never let an unidentified aircraft come into our airspace, and that we determine who they are and what they’re doing, and if it is a Russian aircraft on a training mission, we allow them to continue to do their job,” Gen. Renuart said on WUSA-TV’s “This Week in Defense News.”

Although Gen. Renuart downplayed the incursions, other air-power authorities said Vladimir Putin, as Russian president, began flexing his military’s muscle last year as a message to Washington.

“Putin is trying to get the military rejuvenated and trying to show they are a military power,” said retired Air Force Lt. Gen. Thomas G. McInerney, who commanded NORAD’s Alaska region. “He’s doing it for a whole host of things. It’s really muscle-flexing.”

When told that 18 Russian incursions had been reported in 12 months, Mr. McInerney said, “That’s a lot.”

Mr. Putin, who relinquished the presidency in May and is now prime minister, has been at odds with President Bush over NATO expansion and the invasion of Iraq. At times, he has made strong anti-U.S. statements that stirred Cold War memories.

A NorthCom statement to The Times said, “Russia has indicated in open press reporting its intention to proceed with navigation and operational training.”

Mr. McInerney said the incursions are the most sophisticated since the Cold War. He made the assessment based on an Air Force briefing he received last fall at Elmendorf.

Agence France-Presse/Getty Images PUSHING IT: A U.S. warplane (right) intercepts a TU-95 Bear, a Russian plane commonly used during the Cold War, in February. The American plane escorted the bomber away from a carrier south of Japan after the Russian plane came threateningly close.

The retired general called the exercises “coordinated attacks coming into our air defense identification zone. They are very sophisticated attack training maneuvers. These incursions are far more sophisticated than anything we had seen before.”

He said the Russian army air force is launching Bear bombers from Tiksi on the Arctic Ocean and Anadyr in Siberia. They are flying against the air defense identification zone from both the polar caps and from the south. The Air Force statement said it has “monitored Russian aircraft taking off from a variety of air bases across their country

THE POINT IS MR. DALE, DEMS ARE ALL OVER HERE SAYING PALINS LIYING, OR DUMB! WHEN FACED WITH FACTS ALL THEY HAVE IS SPIN!

they aren’t exactly, but they look really similar. Mine are just a little darker.

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=btms_jeans&product_id=2063394738&Page=all

(the yellow one) On mine it’s yellow-er..

http://www5.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?DeptID=50455&CatID=66577&GrpTyp=STY&ItemID=1622774&attrtype=&attrvalue=&CMID=50455|50456&Fltr=&Srt=&QL=F&IND=55&cmVirtualCat=&CmCatId=50455|50456|66577

the tongue is pink on mine, and they are all beat up..

http://www.converse.com/?CSID=44_kwid/#/products/shoes/chucktaylor/M9160

and white nail polish :]

OR !

(the light denim). I also have black (tons of black) grey and black leopard print, light pink, and light blue leggings, if you think one would look interesting. :]

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=btms_skirts&product_id=2058128442&Page=all#

either one of these two shirts (tell me which one you like better)

http://typetees.threadless.com/product/1553/You_can_t_spell_random_without_tangerine_swordfish_disco_car

&

http://typetees.threadless.com/product/1574/I_feel_all_warm_and_fuzzy_inside_like_I_swallowed_a_kitten

and either black/or gold flats OR my black and pink converses (above) or low-top, pale yellow converse with a thick gold line across the sides. ALSO probably white/or bright pink/or deep red nail polish.

I’m 13, going into 7th grade, but I look 11-12. What are your opinions on both, and which one is your favorite ? I personally like to take risks and have fun with my outfits, so keep that in mind..PLEASE don’t say ‘none’ or ‘both’. thanks in advance !