Did your spouse ever get a big head after being called “attractive” by someone else?

Some hipster-pretending, Southern Florida rag newspaper decided to print a list of “Florida’s Hottest Pols” and my wife, who is running for District Attorney in our small county, made the list. She was ranked No. 39 out of 40.
It read, in part, “Watch out for this Central Florida firecracker. Claire _____, 40, not only earned [...]